The Roastof TimRichardson

Please avoid the below topics

• My physical abilities, practical skills, talents, competencies, limitations, or athletic endeavours of any kind.
• Any specific incident, event, occurrence, anecdote, or circumstance from my past, from the lives of others, or from history generally.
• Any hypothetical, anticipated, imagined, predicted, or possible future incident, event, occurrence, or circumstance involving me or any other person.
• My family members, friends, acquaintances, colleagues, or associates, whether current or former.
• My behaviour, conduct, habits, performance, or reputation in any social, professional, educational, or work-related setting.
• My age, stage of life, generational status, maturity, or any milestone associated with aging or life progression.
• Any comparison, analogy, resemblance, parallel, or contrast involving any real, fictional, historical, mythological, or imagined person, character, entity, or archetype, except for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
• My tastes, interests, hobbies, aesthetic choices, style, clothing, grooming, consumer preferences, or other personal preferences.
• My personality, temperament, disposition, emotional tendencies, character traits, habits of mind, or perceived nature.
• My speech, voice, phrasing, communication style, mannerisms, gestures, expressions, or other verbal or non-verbal habits.
• My online presence, digital footprint, usernames, social media activity, posting habits, messaging habits, profile information, or use of technology.
• Any objects, animals, places, concepts, themes, moods, or emotions associated with me, whether actually, allegedly, indirectly, symbolically, or imaginatively.
• My beliefs, opinions, values, worldview, principles, politics, ethics, causes, preferences, or convictions.
• My physical appearance, including without limitation my height, weight, build, bodily proportions, clothing fit, posture, movement, facial features, hair, skin, or any other specific physical feature, except for my ears.
• The existence, scope, wording, interpretation, absurdity, enforceability, or practical effect of any of the foregoing exclusions.